NaBloPoMo asks, “What food are you really not a fan of?” Well, those of you who have been reading along will know of my war with jello. I am not a fan of jello. Jello hates me. I am okay with this, since as several people have pointed out, jello is a fake food. So I can easily lump it in with other fake foods that I am not a fan of…..including, but limited to, diet foods, weirdly shaped pieces of meat, sausage, bakery that falsely claims to be baked by little elves in a hollow tree, and brightly colored food-especially anything blue that shouldn’t be. If my mom is reading this, I know. I know I used to eat Boo Berry cereal. I am over it.
Some people may not like me anymore after this admission, but…
“Trying to get everyone to like you is a sign of mediocrity.” ~Colin Powell
Okay, here goes….I am not a fan of bacon.
people are clearly obsessed with this strange food, a quick search brings up some disturbing merchandise
I am ready for the angry mob
bring it bacon lovers
me and my unclogged arteries can take you